27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

  • 1: why is everything on the floor?
  • 2: gravity mom

27 7 / 2014

skeletontrash:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

(via thecattygrl)

27 7 / 2014

I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.

(Source: thorsty, via bushy-haired-know-it-all)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

(Source: deductives)

27 7 / 2014

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

(Source: realrodawful, via thecattygrl)

27 7 / 2014

captioningcrusader:

It continues.

(via achildofyavanna)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

joylesseuphoria:

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

;   n    ;

(via thosekaleidoscope-eyes)

27 7 / 2014

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

(via thecattygrl)

27 7 / 2014

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

brydeswhale:

Moment of silence for all the great first seasons that led to terrible shows.

a moment of greater silence for all the first seasons that could have led to greater shows but were canceled

(via buckysexual)

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

(via perkynipplesandbowlegs)